Friday, December 30, 2011

Why FROGS!?

UGGGHHHH ANYONE who knows me at all, knows very very well that I absolutely can not stand FROGS!!!! I am deathly afraid of them like you wouldn't believe, and fish and birds are the same way for me...I can't explain it, but it's true...I still can't figure out why on earth I was invaded by a simi nightmare about frogs last night/early this morning not sure where I was actually HOLDING one of those things (a frog) in one of these wooden box things with holes cut out the back...The frog didn't want to be in there, and somehow worked its way out of one of the holes, and into my lap, and it seemed sooooo real, and scared me out of my mind, that I sat up in bed screaming...It took me a minute to realize it wasn't for real but my heart was still pounding and I was shaking like crazy still thinking that frog was somehow on me somewhere. That is how terrified I am of frogs...lol yeah, I would NEVER make it on a ridiculous nature hike ever...I looked it up on here what it means when you dream about frogs, and WHY WAS I DREAMING ABOUT THEM, WHENEVER I'M SCARED TO PIECES OF THEM!!!?!? this is the best they could come up with!?!?

"The frog represents emotional and spiritual changes. Seeing a frog is a good omen for love and money matters..."

Okay whatever, just keep them away from me so I don't scream again thinking there is a frog on me somewhere...I don't even want to touch them or them touching me or I go into a complete panic....That frog incident over in Italy should have never happened to me, cause I'm still deeply haunted by it...

Thursday, December 29, 2011

One Of The Best Jokes Ever...

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’

Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: ‘What is 3 x 3?’

Harry: ’9.’

Principal: ‘What is 6 x 6?’

Harry: ’36.’

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, ‘I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.’

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, ‘Let me ask him some questions.’

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, ‘What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?’

Harry, after a moment: ‘Legs.’

Ms Brooks: ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’

The principal wondered why she would ask such a question!

Harry replied: ‘Pockets.’

Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a dog do that a man steps into?’

Harry: ‘Pants.’

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?’

The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, ‘Bubble gum.’

Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?’

Harry: ‘Shake hands.’

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: ‘What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?’

Harry: ‘Firetruck.’

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ‘Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong…’


***and what were you thinking?!? ;)


One Of The Most "Pointless" Movies EVER!!!!!

Now I lay down in my bed,
And pull the covers up to my head.
I'll dream of dragons and fairies bright,
And pixies and wizards and elves tonight.
I'll dream of some sort of magical place, and
wake in the morning with a smile on my face.


Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Not Sure What To Think Of This Movie...

It really takes a lot to get me to watch any movie, but some I will give a chance...This one I got during Hanukkah, and just finished watching this and still have no idea what to think of it...I did like the one song in Yiddish though, and will put the translation on here in English as soon as I can... :) It seemed to me that people who are ignorant of something or someone else make them the victim and try and make them the bad person in everything that goes on no matter what it is...very sad though...Surprising how the main character in this is named "Suzie" only spelled different than the way I spell my name...(SUZY) ;)

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

"I Would Rather!!!"



1. I would rather go on numerous trips all over the world, than be stuck with a pointless cell phone bill every month, whenever I can't stand being on the phone to begin with...(Paris, France, and Roma, Italia RULZZZ Everyone!!!) :D

2. I would rather be hanging out with my friends over in U.K. than airheads that I'm stuck living around and always start every single sentence or thought with "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

3. I would rather be back in Italy than where I'm at now...

4. I would rather have everything pink and purple than everything covered in camaflauge with dark green and black sometimes brown all over it...I live for the brightest colours out there and black is not one of them...

5. I would rather have a device to warn me and give me a "heads up" whenever any loser guys are anywhere around and are attempting to say something totally lame to me to get their kicks for the day that they "talked" to me...Okay whatever but still not happening...

6. I would rather stay a Straight A Student than hang out with those who aren't or have no interest in education whatsoever...


7. I would rather keep the friends that I've known for years and years and years than trying to go out and find all new ones only to end up clashing and calling it quits...(ahem living behind a fence comes to mind for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

8. I would rather hang out with people who actually SHOWER than those who DON'T or just plain REFUSE to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. I would rather be blasting MUSIC than sitting in the total silence, or bored to death watching some tv program or movie that I care NOTHING about...

10. I would rather prefer to keep all my real natural teeth than ever having to go and get fitted for false ones, like some people are going to have to do the next time they smart off to me...(Yes, Okinawa, this does mean YOU ALL, incase you couldn't figure that one out like you can't figure anything else out....)

11. I would rather go and live in a 3rd world country and result to practically NOTHING, than to EVER step foot back in Japan ever again...Oh, wait, I wanna do that anyways, but I still would suffer so I wouldn't have to face Japan again or the types of people I was around...NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


12. I would RATHER be in LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




In the words of one of my students!!! "When ur in luv everything feels that it goes yo way and when ur in Luv everything feels like the perfect day..."

-Cupid

Monday, December 26, 2011

Made It Through Christmas!!

This is what someone looks like who goes from big city to another and gets to hang out in BOSTON...wouldn't change that for nothin'!!!! missin' Boston like crazy now... Made it through Christmas everyone!!! now I can finally take a breather!!! still 3 more nights of Hanukkah, it's been a great one though!!! miss my Menorrah though, my VERY OWN one that is!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas 2011!!


Three Trees
Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their hopes and dreams when the first tree said, "someday I hope to be a treasure chest. I could be filled with gold, silver, and precious gems. I could be decorated with intricate carvings and everyone would see the beauty." Then the second tree said "someday I will be a mighty ship. I will take kings and queens across the waters and sail to the corners of the world. Everyone will feel safe in me because of the strength of my hull." Finally, the third tree said, "I want to grow to be the tallest and straightest tree in the forest. People will see me on top of the hill and look up to my branches, and think of the heavens and God and how close to them I am reaching. I will be the greastest tree of all time and people will always remember me." After a few years of praying that their dreams would come true, a group of woodsmen came upon the trees. When one came to the first tree he said, "this looks like a strong tree, I think I should be able to sell the wood to a carpenter...." and he began cutting it down. The tree was happy, because he knew that the carpenter would make him into a treasure chest. At the second tree a woodsman said, "this looks like a strong tree, I should be able to sell it to the shipyard." The second tree was happy, because he knew that he was on his way to becoming a mighty ship. When the woodsman came upon the third tree, the tree was frightened because he knew that if they cut him down, his dreams would not come true. One of the woodsmen said, "I don't need anything special from my tree, so I"ll take this one," and he cut it down. When the first tree arrived at the carpenter's, he was made into a feed box for animals. He was placed in a barn and filled with hay. This was not at all what he had prayed for. The second tree was cut and made into a small fishing boat. His dreams of being a mighty ship and carrying kings had come to an end. The third tree was cut into large pieces and left alone in the dark. The years went by, and the trees forgot about their dreams. Then one day, a man and woman came to the barn. She gave birth and they placed the baby in the hay in the feed box that was made from the first tree. The man wished that he could have made a crib for the baby, but the manger would have to do. The tree could feel the importance of this event, and knew that it had held the greatest treasure of all time. Years later, a group of men got into the fishing boat made from the second tree. One of them was tired and went to sleep. While they were out on the water, a great storm arose and the tree didn't think it was strong enough to keep the men safe. The other men woke the sleeping man, and He stood and said "PEACE," and the storm stopped. Then the tree knew that it had carried the King of Kings in its boat. Finally, someone came and got the third tree. It was carried through the streets as the people mocked the man who was carrying it. When they came to a stop, the man was nailed to a tree and raised in the air to die at the top of a a hill. When Sunday came, the tree came to realize that it was strong enough to stand at the top of the hilland be close to God as was possible, because Jesus had been crucified on it. The moral of this story is that when things don't seem to be going your way, always know that God has a plan for you. If you place your trust in Him, He will give you great gifts. Each of the trees got what they wanted, just not in the way they had imagined. We don't always know what God's plans are for us. We just know that His ways are not our ways, but His ways are always Best. God Bless You.**** Merry Christmas everyone.. ♥ ****

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Waiting Patiently To Go To London... ;)


This is me on the swings when we lived over in Italia for 3 years...December 2003-December 2006...I loved this park and never got tired of going to it...miss it a lott now...I went there every chance that I could... :)

Friday, December 23, 2011

I've Just Realized Something...


I've BEEN OUTTA OKINAWA, JAPAN FOR EXACTLY 1 WHOLE ENTIRE YEAR NOW!!!!!!!!! LAST YEAR, WE MOVED OUTTA THAT PLACE FOREVER AND OFF THAT DISGUSTING ISLAND ON 10TH DECEMBER 2010....I haven't missed it at all, and haven't even thought about that until now...That has been over 2 weeks ago, and I've been loving it being back so much in the United States, I haven't thought about everyone who is still over there stuck in total misery and never-ending depression...Not to mention, countless suicides, self hangings, and anything and everything that you can think of involving illegal drugs...Not for me, and I sooooooooo DO NOT miss that place at all...It's been one year exactly and I made it out of that dump ALIVE...I NEVER WANNA SEE THAT PLACE AGAIN!!!!!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Happy Hanukkah & Merry Christmas!!!


Today I went to go get dinner at the Greek place up the street from me, and was waiting for it. I was watching the kids there play one of the "games" I guess from their country. They had one of them blindfolded, then had all kinds of different American condiments in small containers and would put them in the blindfolded person's mouth and they would guess what it was. It was everything from honey, mustard, salt water, hot sauce and sugar water...I've never in my life seen American kids doing something like that, and continue to be so well behaved and quiet...It gave me an idea to try with my students cause they really seemed to be enjoying it... :) Then someone that I didn't even know came in, and started talking to me, wanting to watch me do my crocheting, and talking various things, and I then get invited to their Christmas party... :) big surprise, but I agreed, cause I love getting out and meeting new people...so I didn't expect that at all...I said that I celebrated both Hanukkah and Christmas, so I'd be thrilled to come...That's more like it, when I go out in public..I'd rather go out and get invited to parties, than just be stared and gawked at by people who never say anything to me and act like I'm the one with the problem.. Okay whatever, but I"ll be the one walking away with party stremers and party favours cause I can actually get along with level headed normal society acting people.... :) 'night everyone...

Monday, December 19, 2011

A Huge Thank You To My Friends Who Shared Music With Me!!!!!!!

I loved all of these, and couldn't make up my mind on which one to put on here!!! Thanks soo much for the ones who shared music with me, and some of the favourite songs that you enjoy!!! The Faith Hill ones are mine that I couldn't keep quiet about, and want everyone else to hear them as well..As soon as I find out how to do it, I'm totally changing my name dropping my first name, moving my middle name Suzanne to be my first name, and adopting the name "Faith" as my new middle name whenever I figure out how to do that...Yes I'm that obsessed with music artists to drop a part of my name and name myself after them because I admire them so much...I've been using that name Faith for years it's just not "legal" yet... ;)










Sunday, December 18, 2011

Thought For The Day!!!


Thought for the Day from: "If You Don't See Me Online On Facebook In 48 Hours, Immediately Call The Police":


"Put a condom on your heart, so if somebody *%$#&@&% it up, you are protected..."

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Found A Fun Song For My Next Group Of Students!!!





This is the cutest song ever...I've never in my life heard this, but thought the chorus was just brilliant and can't wait to teach this to my new group of students with props..we all have a blast together...I always make sure of it... ;)

Friday, December 16, 2011

Breath-taking Photo Of "Kissing Couple" During Vancouver Riots....


http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Where-are-they-now-The-Vancouver-riot-kiss-coup?urn=nhl-wp20078

Thursday, December 15, 2011

I Ain't No Stranger To This!!!!

OK LETS SING. Ooon the 12th day of Christmas my fb gave to meeee...12 Dudes i'm blocking, 11 Friends just watching, 10 Corny topics, 9 Busted barbies, 8 Friends complaining, 7 Stalkers stalking, 6 Party invites, Fiiiivvvveeee drama queeeennnss, 4 Game requests, 3 Photo tags, 2 Friends a pokin and a creep who wont stop inboxing meeeee. Repost if this made u smile, i just did :D)

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Still Waiting.....

This is something like I would do, only with mustard, cause I can't stand ketchup, and definitely don't wanna smell the stuff...good one though...I don't have problems really waiting in restaurants, I'm just waiting to move and the calander seems to be stuck or something...it's not even Christmas yet...

Monday, December 12, 2011

I'm Not A Business Person AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I had soooo much fun going with my friend to some Christmas party where I didn't even know anyone...Some company that she became involved in called "Premerica" something about selling Life Insurance Policies, and I have no idea what else...NOT FOR ME...I about died from boredom just listening to someone trying to explain it to me....OMG that is sooo not for me...I just went to go cause I heard the word "party" mentioned and I dropped everything else and got ready then it was a 3 hour drive to it but it was great...Nothing I would care to get into, you build up your own team and all this other whatever and I stopped them mid-sentence and was like "umm I've waaaayyy tooo much personality for this and I'm soooo not a business person at all..I want to talk all the time about anything and everything but that"...I got asked who's "team" was I on...Me, always thinking the total opposite, not business minded at all, always thinking fun and not boring or being around people who bore me etc...etc....thinks that they are talking about COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAMS...Of course I say "OSU" (my University that I just recently completed going to all year...)"Orange and Black all the way baby"... I then had the entire table cracking up laughing. I had no idea what I just said that was so funny...Then they explain what they meant by team...But it was a good ice breaker.....My pics for that won't be on here until sometime next year along with all my others cause I have no idea what happened to the cd that my husband sent me...I got to packing, and now I can't find it anywhere...It was pics all the way back from Japan when I was at Tokyo Disneyland before the huge earthquake...Well fun can't stay away when I'm around I had a blast with others I didn't even know...The best thing about it was none of them were military and had this "holier than thou" attitude towards me...Oh how I haven't missed being around them at all this year...I've avoided them every chance I got and haven't missed it at all...I LOVE BEING BACK IN NORMAL SOCIETY WITH NORMAL FUNCTIONING PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!!!!!!!! Go OSU...(and I'm not talking about Ohio...ugh those states with only 4 letters to them are like a 4 letter cuss word to me because they are so boring...) I can say what I want on here, my opinions my blog, my page, my life....

Saturday, December 10, 2011

I Can't Stand Smart-Mouthed People!!!!!!!!!!!












So the police finally found our stolen car that some loser nobody stole last weekend...They found it all the way in Lawton, Oklahoma...about 3 hours away from here roundtrip...That is a small town...something that I DON'T like to deal with...We had to go all the way to nothing Lawton from the city, so it was a totally wasted day...I don't know my way around there, and go in someplace there, and someone who I didn't even know, never have seen before, never have talked to, sees me walk in and blurts outloud for everyone to hear "oh yeah, I've just been waiting to get married..." referring to me of course and I about died because others there thought that it was funny...I turned right back around and walked back out....Another reason why I don't deal with small towns or small town people, cause they can't keep their mouth shut, and think they can say stuff like that to me...total turnoff...wow I was greatly to get back to the city....I truly hope that I don't have to deal with small towns the rest of the time that I am here...it's so beyond annoying I get that everywhere I go...So dealing with the movers all week who kept flirting around with me and asking me stuff, and total idiots from a small nothing town making marriage comments to me outloud right in public makes me wanna smack everyone of them...don't know who these people think they are but that definitely isn't the first time...I expect it even more when I move again...I'm glad my modeling and acting classes were beneficial to my lifestyle, but the annoyances that I have to put up with are just beyond insane....

Friday, December 9, 2011

I HATE SYROFOAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ugghh well another life lesson learned!!! for me at least...since I am always messing up..esp. when it comes to things around the house, I always find out after it makes a total disaster that I wasn't supposed to do that to begin with....I'm sure everyone is familiar with those pillows filled with thousands of bits of small Styrofoam...they are mostly seen on airplanes...I can't use them, they move all over the place and I just can't get used to them...well I'm still trying to get a parcel ready to send to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital in Memphis...I've come to accept that just me alone isn't going to get 40 hand crocheted items made by next week..I think I barely even have 10 now, and I'm still working on them...I decided to have half and half....half crocheted items then also things I don't really need anymore around the house...still good enough to pass on to someone else...esp. kids in the hospital at Christmastime who've been diagnosed with cancer...I found 2 of those pillow things filled with syrofoam..without thinking, I threw both of them in the wash...I went to get them out to put in the package along with the rest of everything else that I've collected, and one of those things had come open, and syrofoam was covering the inside of the washing machine...I was just like OMG I can't believe this..these things aren't even for me....I scooped out as much as I could, but that junk sticks all over, and it was all over me, all over the sides of the pitcher thing that I was using, and it just seemed to have a mind of its own..that stuff was everywhere....The other pillow survived, but I really didn't even think of that happening...So I was practically all night long dealing with the washing machine, making sure any traces of that mess are gone by morning before anyone else finds out and I have to listen to how I can't do anything and how I'm always messing everything up....yeah right...like I told that pillow to come open on it's own...okay whatever...I kick people totally outta my life who are negative and run me down over every little thing as if they never make a mistake...can't wait for my own life again...I hope I bring some sort of joy to the kids of St. Jude with all the mishaps that always seem to happen to me....

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Amazing Photos...

Take a look at these wow photos and what a little talent and creativity in Art can do...It's really hard to believe that some of those are just a sidewalk, and some others are just along the street in the backs of other buildings...There needs to be more people like this in the world who LOVE to decorate things up like I do, instead of leaving them plain and boring....Boring people are stuck in a boring life doing boring things...sooooo grateful beyond anything that I'm not and never will be one of them...I work on art related items everyday so I am highly determined to keep my Art talents up...Just a lot of people have never seen my work, whenever they do, they can hardly believe that it was me who did that...I love it though and wouldn't trade it for any other talent on earth...this guy is amazing doing something like this




Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The Secret Is Out!!!!!


Now I know what soldiers do on their (ahem) "free time"... My husband sent me this stupid song that him and his friends are obviously into, and thinks it's just hilarious...I hate to burst anyone's bubble, but that is a REMAKE of an old country song from the 1970's called "The Gambler..." I grew up with the original and knew the entire stinkin' chorus, and I was only like 5 years old then... The original song is talking about A CARD GAME...The remake is talking about, well it pretty much explains it all if you listen to it...Clever yes, somewhat funny...esp. since someone actually admitted that they made this song their wedding song....

Sunday, December 4, 2011

I've Been Bashing "Twilight" For Over 2 Hours Now On The Message Boards...COME JOIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I keep changing my screen name just about everytime I post, but I've been having a blast and getting a ton of laughs....I keep pissing others off on what I say and smart back to them, delete my first comment, then they can't find me again...stupid idiots...I can say whatever I want about anything out there....here's the website to it...http://movies.yahoo.com/news/twilight-film-shines-again-3rd-box-office-win-171505259.html
I seem to live for this kind of thing anymore since I get "thumbs up" on the junk I spout off about....All smart-alecky and smart-mouthed comments of course...nothing I would say outloud to anyone's face, and definately not these people since all they wanna do is argue...bathroom wall it is then for them.... I DON'T CARRY AROUND SHARPIE PERMANENT MARKERS FOR NOTHING.....

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Happy December Everyone...My Newest Obsession With One Of The Latest Music Albums....LOVE IT!!!!!!

mAnY tHaNkS tO tHe SkAtInG rInKs WhEnEvEr I wAs GrOwInG Up, FoR gEtTiNg Me ToTaLLY hOoKeD oN rOcK mUsIc, AnD mOsT dEfIniTeLy HeAvY mEtAl !!!!! I mAy HaVe BeEn ToLd "No" To A LOt Of OtHeR tHiNgS iN LIfE, bUt NO ONE cOuLd TeLL Me WhAt KiNd Of MuSiC tO LOvE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mUAaAaAhHhHh!!!!!!!!!! ;)