I found my copy of a responce that I left at some place that we stayed at back in Okinawa...Have a good laugh everyone..I still do... :D xxx
"this is my responce to your comment card after staying here in your hotel!!! It was too much to write in the teeny tiny thing that you give us, and as much as I talk, there was no way that I was going to get this all on there...so here goes....
"You want to know how we enjoyed our stay,
Even if we hated it, we'll still have to pay.
So I will make this short and sweet,
Then you all can go back to playing Japanese music out on the street.
Ahem!!! First of all~~~
You didn't have anything decent or normal to eat,
I got some kind of fungus on my feet.
The bathroom smelled like rotting eggs
I'm guessing that everyone who comes here you like to see them beg...
There was no hot tub anywhere,
But by this time I simply didn't care.
Your beds here are hard as a rock,
I even found a roach hiding in one of my socks.
I couldn't get a cup of ice,
And it felt as if I was starting to develop a very bad case of head lice...
My hair was itching from front to back~
And I even threw up a few times in one of your sacks...
(it's under the pillow by the way)...
Your tv stations were all in Japanese...
All that I could say was, "Are you kidding me!? puhleesee!!!!!
I was constantly bothered by baseball games~
Don't kid yourselves allright, but I honestly don't see you all making it into the Baseball Hall of Fame... (I mean really...)
The heat there is just way too intense...
And your freaking country just doesn't make a lick of sense.
So I know that this comment you won't like one little bit...
BUT I REALLY DO NOT GIVE A S***..."
hope you all enjoy being miserable here, there are other places in the world you know besides Japan...just look on the world globe... see ya...rock on...( with English songs of course...) ***** lol so okay, some of that stuff didn't really happen, I just thought it would be funny to make them worry some and freak out...I don't see myself doing that here in Alaska...there isn't one thing that I've found wrong with this place...for once they got it right where to send me...no small towns, (Italy), no hot islands, (Japan), no rude, judgemental non-English speaking people, (Taiwan), and no freakin' backwards places either.... (Utah when we were moving here to Alaska).... :D
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