hApPy NeW yEaR 2012!!!! bOn AnNeE 2012!!!

Why FROGS!?

UGGGHHHH ANYONE who knows me at all, knows very very well that I absolutely can not stand FROGS!!!! I am deathly afraid of them like you wouldn't believe, and fish and birds are the same way for me...I can't explain it, but it's true...I still can't figure out why on earth I was invaded by a simi nightmare about frogs last night/early this morning not sure where I was actually HOLDING one of those things (a frog) in one of these wooden box things with holes cut out the back...The frog didn't want to be in there, and somehow worked its way out of one of the holes, and into my lap, and it seemed sooooo real, and scared me out of my mind, that I sat up in bed screaming...It took me a minute to realize it wasn't for real but my heart was still pounding and I was shaking like crazy still thinking that frog was somehow on me somewhere. That is how terrified I am of frogs...lol yeah, I would NEVER make it on a ridiculous nature hike ever...I looked it up on here what it means when you dream about frogs, and WHY WAS I DREAMING ABOUT THEM, WHENEVER I'M SCARED TO PIECES OF THEM!!!?!? this is the best they could come up with!?!?

"The frog represents emotional and spiritual changes. Seeing a frog is a good omen for love and money matters..."

Okay whatever, just keep them away from me so I don't scream again thinking there is a frog on me somewhere...I don't even want to touch them or them touching me or I go into a complete panic....That frog incident over in Italy should have never happened to me, cause I'm still deeply haunted by it...

One Of The Best Jokes Ever...

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’

Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: ‘What is 3 x 3?’

Harry: ’9.’

Principal: ‘What is 6 x 6?’

Harry: ’36.’

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, ‘I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.’

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, ‘Let me ask him some questions.’

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, ‘What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?’

Harry, after a moment: ‘Legs.’

Ms Brooks: ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’

The principal wondered why she would ask such a question!

Harry replied: ‘Pockets.’

Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a dog do that a man steps into?’

Harry: ‘Pants.’

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?’

The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, ‘Bubble gum.’

Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?’

Harry: ‘Shake hands.’

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: ‘What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?’

Harry: ‘Firetruck.’

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ‘Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong…’


***and what were you thinking?!? ;)

One Of The Most "Pointless" Movies EVER!!!!!

Now I lay down in my bed,
And pull the covers up to my head.
I'll dream of dragons and fairies bright,
And pixies and wizards and elves tonight.
I'll dream of some sort of magical place, and
wake in the morning with a smile on my face.

Not Sure What To Think Of This Movie...

It really takes a lot to get me to watch any movie, but some I will give a chance...This one I got during Hanukkah, and just finished watching this and still have no idea what to think of it...I did like the one song in Yiddish though, and will put the translation on here in English as soon as I can... :) It seemed to me that people who are ignorant of something or someone else make them the victim and try and make them the bad person in everything that goes on no matter what it is...very sad though...Surprising how the main character in this is named "Suzie" only spelled different than the way I spell my name...(SUZY) ;)

"I Would Rather!!!"

1. I would rather go on numerous trips all over the world, than be stuck with a pointless cell phone bill every month, whenever I can't stand being on the phone to begin with...(Paris, France, and Roma, Italia RULZZZ Everyone!!!) :D

2. I would rather be hanging out with my friends over in U.K. than airheads that I'm stuck living around and always start every single sentence or thought with "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

3. I would rather be back in Italy than where I'm at now...

4. I would rather have everything pink and purple than everything covered in camaflauge with dark green and black sometimes brown all over it...I live for the brightest colours out there and black is not one of them...

5. I would rather have a device to warn me and give me a "heads up" whenever any loser guys are anywhere around and are attempting to say something totally lame to me to get their kicks for the day that they "talked" to me...Okay whatever but still not happening...

6. I would rather stay a Straight A Student than hang out with those who aren't or have no interest in education whatsoever...


7. I would rather keep the friends that I've known for years and years and years than trying to go out and find all new ones only to end up clashing and calling it quits...(ahem living behind a fence comes to mind for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

8. I would rather hang out with people who actually SHOWER than those who DON'T or just plain REFUSE to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. I would rather be blasting MUSIC than sitting in the total silence, or bored to death watching some tv program or movie that I care NOTHING about...

10. I would rather prefer to keep all my real natural teeth than ever having to go and get fitted for false ones, like some people are going to have to do the next time they smart off to me...(Yes, Okinawa, this does mean YOU ALL, incase you couldn't figure that one out like you can't figure anything else out....)

11. I would rather go and live in a 3rd world country and result to practically NOTHING, than to EVER step foot back in Japan ever again...Oh, wait, I wanna do that anyways, but I still would suffer so I wouldn't have to face Japan again or the types of people I was around...NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


12. I would RATHER be in LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



In the words of one of my students!!! "When ur in luv everything feels that it goes yo way and when ur in Luv everything feels like the perfect day..."

-Cupid

Made It Through Christmas!!

This is what someone looks like who goes from big city to another and gets to hang out in BOSTON...wouldn't change that for nothin'!!!! missin' Boston like crazy now... Made it through Christmas everyone!!! now I can finally take a breather!!! still 3 more nights of Hanukkah, it's been a great one though!!! miss my Menorrah though, my VERY OWN one that is!!!!!!!!!!! :(