So Happy To Have ALL My TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!

Tonight while driving home, I heard one of the most funniest stories that I have ever heard in my life...I ended up laughing so hard that I caused my nose to start bleeding, and then threw up in the shower..I haven't ever laughed that hard, not even when I was with my friends....OMG my stomach is still hurting cause of so much lack of oxygen....Someone in my family told a story about one of the in-laws only had one front tooth, and made the comment saying "hey, when are you gonna get that tooth fixed????" and said they got mad at them and still won't speak to this day...I still can't stop laughing when I talk about it, cause you just don't say that to someone, but OMG that was sooo funny.....It's been over an hour, and I still can't stop coughing...Oh wow I can't wait to tell this at dinner sometime....I think I gotta lay down, I'm actually feeling light-headed now from lack of oxygen and have a huge headache...Well that's gonna go down in history for me for laughing so hard over such a stupid story....I can't believe someone would stay mad over something that funny that was said over 20 something years ago...oh wow how I've missed moments like these....never had them the whole time I was in Italy or Japan...that was just beyond funny.....

Mithing Tooth
I'm having trouble thpeaking,
thinthe I lotht my middle tooth.
Jutht yethterday my tooth wath fine --
today it wiggled loothe.

At firtht I thought it thilly,
when my tooth fell out today,
But no one theems to underthtand
a thingle word I thay.

I athked my mom to clothe the door,
she thaid "That would be rude.
The door does not like wearing clothes;
it's happy in the nude."

I thaid a mouthe wath in my room
and she should come and thee.
She thaid "your mouth is on your face;
it's right where it should be."

I wonder if you underthtand
the thircumthtanthe I'm in.
I told her I wath feeling thick.
She thaid "you're looking thin."

At latht she thaw how mad I wath,
And thought I might thtop breathing.
She laughed and thaid she didn't mean it --
She wath only teething.
--Kenn Nesbitt

My First Humanitarian Project....

I am just hours away from going to help out build a playground for the kids here in Oklahoma in our downtown area by our Oklahoma River...Absoultely can not wait since this is the type of work I want to be doing the rest of my life overseas since I'm not an office type person...I don't like the enclosed buildings, rumors, rotten atttudes, and being with the same boring people day after day when it's very clear we don't like one another, and don't get along to start with....So I'm not gonna push something that I don't even want to be around...I hope to be doing more and more things like this, now that I'm back in a normal society back in the states, and out of a psychotic nothing island around people who were always mad....I talked with someone last night who taught Latin at a University, mostly what medical and law students have to take, and honestly they were the first one I've told that to in this country. I haven't told anyone else here, and not even my family knows or my husabnd. I know not everyone is gonna take it well, but I can't help with people being mad...There's a lot of things I don't like either, and I still have to go through them....So even though I'm not gonna hammer any nails, cause I can't build anything to save my life, and I definately can't hammer a nail in straight, I'm still thrilled to be a part of it and possibly be in the newspaper.... :) will show pictures when I get them!!!

Happy November 11th, 2011!!! (a.k.a. 11-11-11!!!!!!!!)

Sweaters In Afganistan????

So this is well interesting and funny whenever I stopped and thought about it....During one of my many outings today, sitting and waiting again of course, I was working on one of my many on-going crochet projects...I can't read, cause people won't leave me alone on what I'm reading, what it's about, what part am I on, am I enjoying it, why do I read such deep discussions on human life and whatever, or go on to tell me, how they can't stand to read or don't have the patience for it, or start talking to me about science-fiction stuff, and that's when I want to scream cause why are they talking to me in the first place when we have nothing to talk about??? I think they just like to hear the sound of their voice and jabbering on about themselves like I care when I don't even know who they are...So I try and do something that is as low key as possible, without drawing the unwanted attention all to me, and having the entire room watch everything that I'm doing...Highly annoying by the way...I'm working on my project, not really paying attention to anyone, and then just some random guy belts out to me " So, are you knitting a SWEATER for the soldiers over in AFGHANISTAN!?!?!" I just told them "no it's a blanket," and left it at that and kept on...All I get in response is a very surprised "OH!!!!!" I then stopped what I was doing, and thought back on this comment.....WHY WOULD I OR ANYONE WOULD BE MAKING SWEATERS FOR SOLDIERS IN AFGHANISTAN!?!?! IT'S A FREAKING DESERT!!!!!!!!!! I could not stop laughing, and kept getting some pretty weird stares and had to get up and leave until I got control...I was just like Wow, these comments get dumber and dumber every time I go out in public....I'm definitely going to have to have all these published one day there's too many good ones to just forget about...I still can't stop laughing that was the 2nd funniest comment I've heard all week beside the "sometimes I crawl under my bed and pretend that I'm a carrot" one on that ridiculous Twilight movie page....I laughed so hard on that I felt sick to my stomach almost....And by the way, get it right, I was crocheting, not knitting...there IS a DIFFERENCE!!! well I know what the dinner conversation is going to be tomorrow night when everyone starts talking...I just couldn't stand to leave something like that out.....gotta love me when I get around huge groups so I can tell hilarious stories like that one, and have everyone roaring with laughter then...sooo much fun though...lol

This Sounds Like Something I Would Say...Oh Wait I Already Have Before...

That is A LOT more easier said than it can be done!!!! When I go to a class, I expect to go to a class and actually learn something, and get ahead...Not sit there and listen to other people complain for 2-3 and a half hours about their life...I didn't realize how bad of a mood that gets me in, so I'm not going for the rest of the month...possibly the rest of the year...Of course, this isn't one of my college classes...this is just one of my fun classes, but it isn't any fun when other people you absolutely can't stand just come and complain the whole entire time about this and that, and I don't even know, cause I always get up and walk out and leave...I can't take it...it's a class not a therapy session!!!! Psychiatrists get paid over $100 an hour or more for just sitting there listening to everyone else's problems and how they screwed their life up...I'm not cut out to be one of them...It depresses me beyond belief to sit there trying to learn a new skill, and the whole entire time, have this person talking and talking non-stop about one problem after another....So I'm not going to put myself through that and let them manipulate me by throwing their problems all over the place complaining non-stop about just everything...I don't like myself when I get in these bad moods, and being around people like that surely doesn't help any!!!!!!!!!!! We all know the type, I'm sure...We've gone to school with them, worked with them, had to stand in lines with them, been in restaurants with them, out in public, and they start throwing a fit over something wanting the whole world to stop and tend to their little problem...One thing is for sure though, I can definately learn more on my own, than trying to sit there and pick something up with someone else complaining how the gravel on the street was out of place....really people, get a life and grow up...there are much bigger problems in the world than that, or worrying that the water isn't going down the drain fast enough, and it will flood the house when you're asleep...really get real....So even though I'm not able to tell the real reason to everyone else I'm in class with, I can vent it out on here all I want...I've got to finish up my end of semester project anyways, not be sitting there 3 hours doing leisurely activities listening to someone else complain..There is just only so many times that you can tolerate to keep getting up and escaping to the bathroom....got a 96% A on my mid-term by the way!!!!!!!!!!! soooo happy!!!!!!! night everyone!!!

Funny How The People Who Hardly Know You, Always Have The Most To Say About You...

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/kristen-stewart-s--breaking-dawn--confession---i-hated-edward-.html BEST COMMENTS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL LAUGH UNTIL YOU AREN'T ABLE TO BREATHE!!!! I am under the name "Italia Forever...." :) sometimes I crawl under my bed and pretend I am a carrot.... this was the #1 rated comment...I laughed so hard I made myself feel sick....

I'll Take All Of Them!!!!! Baby Pandas Rescued After China Earthquake.... Our BEAUTIFUL Downtown Area At Night...Only 10 Minutes Away From Me!!!